Conversation at Wal-Mart yesterday: (which I've been waiting for weeks to come up)
Ellie: "Mommy, is that baby ever going to come out so I can be a big sister? It's taking a long time."
Me: "I know. But we only have about 2 more weeks."
Ellie: (no concept of weeks whatsoever)" Ugh! "
(expression of deep thinking crosses her face)
"So, Mommy, just how is that doctor going to get that baby out of your shirt?"
Me: "Um, it's going to be really hard work....hey look over there- TOYS!"