House of Payne: "I am the Mom" Hilarious!!!!

I take no credit for this, but it is very funny.

Ellie Says...

Mom, I'm frozen...I'm an "ice-stickle",
The big waves that come after an earthquake "TSumommy"
Mommy, look the "sprinkyulors" are on watering the grass.
(about Ann Marie) "Look out, here comes Destructo."
The birds with the big colorful beak...."toothcans"
What do you use to make your pencils ready? The "sharpen penciler"
Where do you go to send a letter? The "Mail Poffice"
one of her new favorite snacks...a "canoler" bar
After her bath, she wanted a "mirage" with her lotion.
"I am not bossy! I just want you to do what I say."
"It's 52 debrees outside!"
Where do you ice skate? "The skating range"
What do you open a door with? "The door mob"
"I'm not stingy, I just want to keep it all for myself."
"What in the tarnation?"
"That cracks me out!"
Mommy, are they going to be "costumed up"?
Every day she takes a "vitermin" to stay healthy.
Lines that are not straight are "squirrels" (swirls)
The princess on Aladdin....Jasmint
Ellie: (eyes watering) "Mommy, why is my crying falling down?"
"Mommy, what makes naptime over?"
Those squishy white things that you can roast in the fire...."Smarshmallows"
Me: Ellie, where did you put the rest of your apple? Ellie: " In the CRASH can."
me: "Chill out, Dude." Ellie: "No, Mommy, I'm not Dude."
Who makes the dress for the ball in Cinderella? "The bery good mother"
If someone gets hurt, she says, "Don't worry, I will feel you better."
(to gymnastics teachers) "Hey lady...can you come here and just watch me???!!!"
I'm just "Bein Tendin" (Pretending)
Me: Whispering Ellie: No, Mommy, that's too... secrety!
Me: Don't color on the walls. Ellie: ok, I "Benember" (Remember)

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Sunday, September 30, 2007

"I am the Mom" Hilarious!!!!

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